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"It Says"Written By: Fancy Figures Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, wish I did, just
enjoy writing about 'em for free etc Pairing: 1x2x1 Warnings: yaoi, conversation, humour Rating: R Summary: Duo's reading the entertainment guide.
For Sharon "It Says" “It says - a shocking, often violent study of a fractured modern life and escalating moral turpitude. Certificate parental guidance. Who shall I ask?” “Huh?” “Heero, pay attention. This is your evening in, too. If it says I need parental guidance to watch this movie, who am I gonna ask?” “Don’t be a fool. You’re an adult now. And it doesn’t sound particularly entertaining, anyway. What else have we got?” “Hmm. As the burning meteor draws closer to the vulnerable, terrified earth, only one man has the courage to leave the ones he loves and launch himself into its infernal path.” “Right. What about the later programs?” “There’s a couple look promising. A zany, screwball comedy sequel -” “That’s enough. What about the other?” “A satirical, tense political thriller -” “Enough of that, too.” “Been there, done that?” “Uh-huh.” “What about… Hardcore gay sex and scandal meet in this brilliantly hot and funny whodunnit. Heero? Are you listening?” “What else does it say?” “Well, well, well. No, I wasn’t smirking – just interested in what interested you, if you know what I mean. No, put the paper cutter down, I’m reading, I’m reading, OK? Blackmail, police corruption, a dizzying network of spy holes and secret passages mark this hilariously hardcore debut by a major new talent.” “Major new talent?” “Well, I think they’re talking about his acting skills, rather than the size of his holy poker, but yes, he looks pretty cute. And there’s a plot, Heero.” “I do watch things purely for entertainment, as well.” “Hmm. Like my ass. I was talking about movies.” “Cute. So was I. Your ass isn’t always the special feature.” “No?” “OK, well, yes it is. Look, just book the movie and let’s get the popcorn ready.” “And you’re OK with that?” “With what?” “OK with an evening in with just me and my slippers, no drama, no glamour, and some soft porn? Sure you’re not tempted by the option of gratuitous violence and the uglier side of reality? No anguished tension and cliffhangers? No wacky, highschool practical jokes or sweet, tortured romance…” “Turn on the movie or I’ll make you sit through ‘Finding Nemo’ with me again.” “Consider it done! You know me so well, lover.” “Right,” smiled Heero. He watched Duo bound about the room while he settled back down in the couch, the smell of sweet popcorn drifting in from the kitchen. He felt warm inside, a strange but not unpleasant feeling, as if he’d swallowed a cup of tea too quickly. Duo flung himself back down beside him, dumped the bowl of popcorn on the side table and swung his slippered feet up on to Heero’s lap. Heero looked down at them, then back up to Duo’s grinning face. Yes, he was very OK with that. ~ * ~
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